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  • Wait… They Make Soap for Your Emotional Baggage?! šŸ§¼

    Wait… They Make Soap for Your Emotional Baggage?! šŸ§¼

    Some people wash away dirt. Some people need to wash away poor decisions, existential dread, and whatever the hell happened last night. Fortunately, thereā€™s a soap for that. Several, actually.

    SendNonsense makes handcrafted soaps for lifeā€™s less-than-polished moments, with names like Adulting Is Hard, Hot Mess, and Crying in the Shower. Because apparently even your emotional baggage deserves a skincare routine.

    Adulting Is Hard

    For those days when you’ve paid a bill, answered an email, and feel like you should probably receive some sort of award. Unfortunately, there is no award, but there is a soap.

    See Adulting Is Hard

    Hot Mess

    For those days when ā€œgetting your šŸ’© togetherā€ feels a little too ambitious. Start smaller. Take a shower. `

    See Hot Mess

    Crying in the Shower

    Sometimes you just need a good cry without making a whole thing of it. Step into the shower, let the water hide those tears, and wash away whatever the hell happened today.

    See Crying in the Shower

    Still not clean enough? Apparently there are more crises to scrub away. The Hot Mess Survival Soaps set adds Chaos Cleaner and Regret Remover to the mix, because some messes require a team effort.

    See the Survival Pack

  • Wait… They Make an Emotional Support BRICK?! šŸ§±

    Wait… They Make an Emotional Support BRICK?! šŸ§±

    Some people need a weighted blanket. Some need a reassuring hug. And some people have more in common with a brick. (IYKYK.) Now they can finally have the emotional support they deserve.

    The Emotional Support Brick is exactly what it sounds like: a completely unnecessary, wonderfully ridiculous EVA foam brick created for those moments when thoughts and prayers just aren’t cutting it. Complete with googly eyes and its own care guide, itā€™s ready to sit quietly, judge nothing, and provide precisely the amount of emotional support youā€™d expect from a brick.

    Why We Want One

    Because sometimes emotional support doesn’t need to be soft, cuddly, or particularly helpful. Sometimes it just needs to sit there, say nothing, and be a brick.

    Where to Get It

    Emotional Support Brick
    Available from SendNonsense

    See It at SendNonsense

  • Wait… They Make an Ivory Magic 8 Ball?! šŸŽ±

    Wait… They Make an Ivory Magic 8 Ball?! šŸŽ±

    Apparently the ivory Magic 8 Ball does exist. Because clearly a regular black Magic 8 Ball wasn’t enough. And now I magically need one.

    This isn’t just a Magic 8 Ball in a prettier color. It’s art. Florence Balducci takes the familiar fortune-telling toy and turns it into an object you’d display rather than toss in a drawer. And yes, it still answers your questions, because apparently art can also tell you whether you should buy more art.

    Would I ask it whether I should buy it? Absolutely not. Some questions are too important to leave to chance.

    Okay, but where do I get one?

    Anthropologie, of course. This delightfully unnecessary little work of fortune-telling art is the Magic 8 Ball by Florence Balducci, and it comes complete with its own sculptural hand stand.

    I Magically Need One ā†’

    Do I need it? Signs point to absolutely not. Am I still thinking about it? Without a doubt.